I can see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words... I'm deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn... Sooo hot... Want to touch the hiney... AROOO-OO!
Billy Madison
It's nudie magazine day!
Billy Madison
He called the shit poop!
Billy Madison
Well, I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.
Billy Madison
Well, I made the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and, to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
Billy Madison
That's quacktastic!
Billy Madison
Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?
Billy Madison
JUST DO IT!!!
Billy Madison
GIVE ME THE GODDAMN SNACKPACK!!!
Billy Madison
To...to...to...today junior
Billy Madison
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.
Billy Madison
Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!
Billy Madison
Oh. I see how it is, sooo sorry to interupt.
Billy Madison
Yah aint cool unless..... Yah pee yah pants.
Billy Madison
All the kids in high school pee their pants- it's the coolest.
Billy Madison